Okay with everyone if I just take the weird dorky nutjob home with me? I can have him, yes?. For the sexy, yes? Yes.
i’ll show myself out
tj:
Wheel-of-Fortune Jesus died for your spins.
Indie-music Jesus died for your Shins.
Fast food Jesus died for your chins.
Pottery Jesus died for your kilns.
Instagram Jesus died for your grins.
aerissa: JESUS IS DEAD?!?
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One man, so much awesome. You are hereby cordially invited to come live in my pocket.lol, you clearly passed ego stroking 101.
I may get bored in your pocket and wiggle around. I am not responsible for whatever embarrassment this causes you.Things to do tomorrow:
It Continues...
Cat: Meow
Me: What's up, Doc?
Cat: Meow
Me: You want your crinkly ball? Huh? Crinkly ball?
Cat: Meow
Me: Mouse? Your mouse? Get your mouse!
Cat: Meow
Me: Wanna be brushed? Brushing?
Cat: Meow
Me: Treat? Good girl wants a treat?
Cat: Meow
Me: Kitty want her shiny ball?
Cat: Meow
Me: What do you WANT?
Cat: Meow
Me: You were adopted.
Whatwhatwhat?
Cat: Meow
Me: What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Cat: Meow
Me: What, baby?
Cat: Meow
Me: You HAVE food. Look!
Cat: Meow
Me: Two big bowls of fresh water, right there!
Cat: Meow
Me: ?
Cat: Meow
Me: *sigh
~Chicago V-italogy~
My cat just noticed the cover art similarities between Chicago’s “Chicago V” and Pearl Jam’s “Vitalogy.” LOLZ!
He wants me to ask you guys “who wore it better?”
He could be thinking about cover art, but I don‘t see it. To me that look means you just interrupted his very pleasurable private area licking session and he dreams of the day cats discover how to do the opposable thumb stuff without human help, at which point your place in his life will no longer be “Serves Me Food”. It’ll be “Food I Serve”.
I pulled up my pants
then washed my hands and walked out of the washroom. It was only when I started walking that I realized I hadn’t pulled up my underwear.
All hail the genius that is me.
‘niff
All the actresses who used to play rebellious teenagers on tv when I was a rebellious teenager are now showing up on tv as mothers of rebellious teenagers.
Screw Hallmark commercials, THIS is how you make a grown woman cry.
Sheldon
Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory.
I want to chop him into fine powder and snort him directly into my central nervous system.
Me: You bought spinach, go make a spinach salad.
Me: I don't want spinach, I want pasta.
Me: Your body needs the nutrition it gets from spinach.
Me: My mouth needs the taste it gets from pasta.
Me: Eat the spinach.
Me: YOU eat the spinach.
Me: Okay, I will. Um....you do realize I'm you, right?
Me: Shit
