The Kinks ~ Lola   

(For my beautiful unicorn, Gabriel.  I see you, baby.  Shakin’ that thang)

How is it that the whole gender/transgender thing was the topic of a hit song in 1970, yet there are STILL sides being taken, discussions being had, and judgments being made about this over 40 years later?  FOURTY YEARS, PEOPLE.  I do not understand.  

Evolution Schmevolution.  I think the planet’s marine life saw the possibilities ahead and decided to kick the mutant pre-humans the fuck out of their nice oceans before we traded in their water for a handful of magic beans.

Perhaps we’d be advancing and improving faster as a species if we didn’t spend so much time juggling our balls…