Aerissa

My cat sure rubs up against the living room table a lot

She must really like that table. Either that or she should come away with dollar bills stuck to her fur.

My cats just sniffed each other and neither of them hissed!

I gave that two opposable thumbs up.

I’m such a show-off.

My parents’ neighbor grows catnip in her garden.

I gave my cat a bit last night. She still looks stoned.

That’s some good shit, mang.

Love bites in the morning.

Love bites in the morning.

aerissa: It just popped up on my screen, I swear!
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aerissa: It just popped up on my screen, I swear!

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Dear Cats

There is no such thing as “Poo Shotput”. Please keep it in the litterbox.

Thanks, mom.

This should be my home. So.So.Awesome.

This should be my home. So.So.Awesome.

Agreed.
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Agreed.

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None for me
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None for me

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Want

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Want

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MySpace: Cat Edition
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MySpace: Cat Edition

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Similarities between Cats and Women
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Similarities between Cats and Women

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YOU ARE ALL HEREBY COMMANDED TO FOLLOW THE BIBLE I WROTE YESTERDAY ON MY LUNCH BREAK And I am talking to myself again. What can I do? I want to, and who am I to argue with me anyway? And the cat agrees, so there. It's official. WHAT? WHAT? Why're you looking at me like that? You're weird. If I make you a nice tin-foil hat will you leave me alone? Ok then. (*crinkle crinkle crinkle). Here you go. Now SHOO. GIT. BEGONE! sigh. Ok, you can look at my blog but that's it. I'm not feeding you and any messes you make on the lawn are your responsibility. No exceptions.... Here's a bowl of kibble. It's all you get so make it last. No more. Finito. Capiche? Damn. You're gonna follow me aren't you? Whoooose a goood boy? *pat, pat, pat Ready......? GO FETCH. http://twitter.com/Aerissa http://aerissa.tumblr.com/ask

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