When it comes to sex, I`m pretty sure I’ve lost it.
There’s a good chance if I showed my it to someone right now, they’d say, `That’s not it.’
There’s an equally good chance if I showed my it to someone right now, they’d say, ‘Hey! Cousin Itt is here!’
It’s difficult to predict these things.
I can’t stand it when women say things like “He couldn’t make me cum”. It’s not his job to make you cum, it’s both of yours. I also can’t stand hearing jokes, comments, and even commercials insulting the size of a man’s penis. If they were jokes about the size of a woman’s breasts there’d be Hell to pay, and we all know it. And speaking of size, I happen to LIKE average and smaller than average penises. In fact, a lot of women do. Not every vagina is made to comfortably accommodate larger sizes, and only a very small percentage of women find the aesthetics of large penises a necessity for getting turned on. Just as with penises, vaginas come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. It’s a fact.
If I’m not already attracted to you then seeing you naked won’t do anything beyond satisfying some basic, idle curiosity.
On the other hand, if I am already attracted to you then seeing you naked but being unable to actually touch you may in fact kill me.
Death by masturbation. It could happen.
j-ethan: The internet is for boobs only. BOOBS, I SAY! Am I going to have to throw a tantrum here?
aerissa: The fine ladies of Tumblr have posted a great many photos of themselves for your viewing pleasure, and not necessarily ones that make us look good or that only contain the parts of our bodies we find attractive, either. I also think that the women in here have, as a group, been very graceful in accepting the small fraction of photo posts the men have contributed in return.
The meme for today seems to be shirtless GPOY’s of the male Tumblr community. Please let us have this one. We’ve earned it.
I hope you decide to post a picture of yourself without a shirt on today. I know I, for one, would really appreciate it.
genstarrin replied to your post: Earlier today I had a conversation with someone…: Yes and no. People shouldn’t feel like they have to change but we need words to describe things. I was/am a tomboy. It’s easier to say that than “I like to wear baggy sweatshirts and hate high heels and wear little makeup, etc”
aerissa: We do need words to describe things, I just don’t think those words should be gender-related. You like to wear sweatshirts and hate high heels, but that doesn’t make you less of a woman, or more of a man, as the word tomboy suggests. You are not a boy, tom or otherwise, and no behaviour of yours will change that fact.
Many women don’t wear makeup, and many men do. Some girls like sports and hate dolls, some boys love dolls and hate sports. Those behaviours are not related to gender any more than eating french fries is related to gender. In fact, from what I can discern none of the actions we describe as masculine or feminine have anything to do with gender and are solely the result of societal expectations of what behaviour should go with a particular gender.
We definitely need descriptive words, I just think we need different, non-gender-related ones.
Earlier today I had a conversation with someone who was describing a man’s actions as feminine, and I mentioned that, when applied to a man, the term would be effeminate. Later, after the conversation was over, I started thinking about those terms.
What’s really being said when we use words like feminine, masculine, or effeminate? What about tomboy? Aren’t we really saying there are appropriate ways for women to behave and appropriate ways for men to behave, and anything outside of those ‘norms’ is by not quite right? It seems to me what’s not right is expecting people to change who they are in order to fit into arbitrary gender roles, and telling them they’re wrong if they refuse to do so.
Maybe it’s time we found new terms, ones that have more to do with describing behaviour. Ones that have nothing to do with gender.
early-onset-of-night posted: ‘Manscaping has many benefits. Aesthetics is one. Making your junk look bigger is another.’
So apart from the obvious size doesn’t matter argument, here’s how I see it;
Manthinking: Bet she’ll be impressed when she sees how big manscaping makes my penis look.
Womenthinking: Unless manscaping also makes your penis FEEL bigger I really don’t give a shit.
(But yeah, totally agree that coughing up a furball is not a sexy look.)
I saw a young woman approaching on the sidewalk this morning, and I thought ‘Wow, she’s really beautiful’. One of those glowing skin, pronounced cheekbones, exotic eyes, glossy hair really exceptional looking rarities.
Then as she passed I heard her talking to the friend she was with, and I realized she was saying nasty things about someone who clearly wasn’t present to defend themselves.
And just like that, not beautiful. Not beautiful at all.
